POST # 15,000
The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow
That second to last one
"pls come back"
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
What the fuck………. WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ??????
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes